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Jan 15 2009

Girls Virginity Auction Hits 2.5 Million Dollars

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We have all heard of some weird things that people will do to pay for their University educations.  However, this one takes the cake.

A 22 year old girl from the US has been auctioning off her virginity to pay for her Masters degree.  Natalie Dylan dreams of becoming a marriage and family therapist, but first she needs the money.   The auction has already made 2.5 million dollars so paying off her schooling will be the least of her worries.

She promises a one night stand to the highest bidder which has already received 10,000 bids from different men.

Dylan does not believe she is lowering herself, in fact she said a friend of hers paid for her degree by prostituting herself for three weeks.

She says the range of men go from complete weirdo’s to rich businessmen.
Dylan believe this tactic is better because she is in control, and no one is making money off of her.

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Jan 14 2009

PORN 101

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A university in Taiwan has created a new course for undergraduate to take.  It will teach the students how to properly analyze pornographic materials.

The Mass Communication Department of Providence University has created the course, and it will run this semester for the first time.

In order to receive a passing grade for the class each student must do a fifteen minute presentation on the audiences reaction to a porno.  They must however do it academically.

A few students are wondering what they will tell their parents when they find out they got an A in Porn 101, but most are just making jokes about the class.

Each student signed a waiver telling them if the scenes became disturbing they had the chance to leave the class.

When the professor was asked why she created such a course, she said curiosity got the best of her.
Some of the male students in the class said what the repercussions were if they failed, do they have to watch more porn?

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Jan 12 2009

Man Needs Surgery After Having Sex With A Porcupine

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After receiving advice from a witchdoctor a man was hospitalized for having sex with a porcupine.

Yes I guess in Serbia anything goes…

Zoran Nikolovic, aged 35 visited a witch doctor to see if he could cure his premature ejaculation issues.  Zoran from Belgrae, said that it would work.

However, Zoran does not know if the tactic actually worked because he ended up in the operating room for an emergency surgery.  The porcupines needles left the man private parts very lacerated.

The doctor said that the porcupine was not injured after the episode, but the man did not get off so easy (no pun intended).

The doctors were able to repair most of the damages to the mans penis.

Men, let this be a moral, when a girl says no she means it, even if it is a porcupine.

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Jan 09 2009

Skier Accidentally Exposes Himself on Chairlift (pictures)

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It was an interesting day for most skiers in Colorado after a skier was left hanging from a chairlift with his pants around his ankles.

Colorado skiier's embarrassing mishap /Rex

The man took the chairlift along with a young man however, the pull down bar was not properly put down.  This made the skier slip through the gap between the seat and bar.  Luckily he was saved from a long fall down by his ski that got caught in lift. His boot stayed snug in the binding but his pants got caught in the lift as well, as a result he was left hanging form the lift with nothing on from the waist down.

He was the talk of the mountain, and many skiers got pictures of him since he was left hanging there like that for fifteen minutes.

I bet he could not wait to get off that mountain.   There are many more poses of the skier on YouTube, so feel free to check them out.

You cannot help bu feel sorry for this one.

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Jan 06 2009

Man Eats Live Snakes

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In Asia there is no such thing as weird food.  However, living reptiles could be considered one of the weirder appetizers to choose from.

Wen Xide, from China loves to gulp down a few snakes with an ice cold beer.  Even though doctors have warned him that he could kill himself by ingesting the snakes who have eaten deadly parasites.

Wen claims that the snakes feast relieves him of unwanted tension.

Wen says he is now addicted to eating live snakes, even thought they really smell.  He says they are a delicious treat.  His son has even started following in his fathers footsteps by eating eight snakes this year already.

People have a really hard time watching him eat them, and one spectator even threw up.

wen-snake Yummy... Live Snakes with Beer! picture

 

 

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Dec 10 2008

Man Pulls Car With Eyelids

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A martial arts fan is trying to break the Guinness book of world records by pulling a car that weighs over a tonne with only his eyelids.

Luo Deyuan's eyelid stunt /Quirky China News

Luo Deyuan of Guiyang, has also done other various stunts including pulling a car with a rope attached to a neck piercing.

He believes this is a gift that he can perform these acts, and said he learned them from a local martial arts master.

His weird behaviour has even been televised and aired in North America.  People find this sort of thing really interesting.

He has other stunts that he performs which include walking on blades, and he even stops fans with his tongue.
He says that if he is given a bigger stage his performances would be that much greater.

I am going to pose a question…  Why are people so fascinated with breaking Guinness world records?

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Dec 09 2008

“Butt Bandit” Gets A Year in Jail

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The infamous butt bandit who parades around town leaving imprints of his greased up bum and genitals has been caught.

The man has received a year in jail for his actions.  The offences included eight misdemeanor counts of public indecency and one of disturbing the peace.

Thomas Larvie a 35 year old Nebraskan man thought it would be funny to leave his mark all over town.

The police stated that Larvie used both jelly and lotion to cause the imprints on store windows, churches, and even schools.

There was no actual theft taking place, but the towns people agreed on the title the “Butt Bandit”

I believe the authorities should be assessing this mans mental well-being.  There must be some sort of motive for doing this kind of thing…

What do you all think about it???

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Dec 08 2008

WANTED: Volunteers to Share Pen with Wild Wolves

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Volunteering is such a rewarding thing to do, but you may be thinking twice about this one.  A wildlife park in China wants you to volunteer to be locked in a pen with 36 wild wolves.  It will be for three days, and you will be with a few other volunteers.  There is a tree house for you to stay in where you will be equipped with a  flash light, walkie-talkie, and you will be monitored 24 hours a day.

The organizers stress that you will be safe while doing this study, and it will be an exciting time.  The wolves are very wild and there will be staff with tranquilizers if something does go wrong.

Volunteers are being required to write short essays on their experience, as well as, take pictures, and video clips.

So far, 600 people have volunteered, both women and men.  This is only the second day of applications so people are really excited about  this.

If you are interested the wildlife parks website is still taking applications.  It is called, Qinling Wildlife Park in Xi’an.

Successful applicants will be given a certificate and five hundred British pounds.

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Dec 04 2008

Vagina Ripped Apart By Water Fountain

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Water fountains are a beautiful addition to any landscape plan.  Most of us have enjoyed one or two of them in our time, whether it be in Vegas or some other lavish tourist attraction.  However, for nineteen year old college student Yang, it was her nightmare.

Last August while enjoying a splash in the central square Henan Province of China, suddenly there was a huge rush of water from the ground.  Shortly after Yang was being thrown through the air.

236b Vagina Ripped Apart by Water Fountain picture

When Yang finally made contact with the ground her stomach was in extreme pain, and she was bleeding heavily.  Yang was immediately taken to the hospital and underwent numerous surgery’s.

Her doctor said that because the pressure from the water was so high, it had torn open her vagina, and even damaged her intestines.

236a Vagina Ripped Apart by Water Fountain picture

Yang was left with brutal scars and is still recovering almost a year later.  yang has sued the owners of the water fountain for $24,000 in damages.

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Dec 02 2008

Mens Magazine Loses 130,000 Plastic Breasts

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A men’s magazine based in Australia has lost a strange shipment… plastic inflatable breasts!

In fact they lost 130,000 of the things.  They were meant to be free with the magazine in Decembers issue, but they have had to hold off because the shipment was never received.  There is talk that a Somalian Pirate ship may have stolen the breasts.

They are asking that if you see any of them wash a shore to please notify them.  The shipment left Beijing successfully, but the container was empty when it arrived in Sydney.

The magazine is titled “Ralph”, and is a popular men’s magazine in Australia.

The breasts are said to be worth $85,000 and it is difficult to explain as to where they could be.

If you have any information on the where about’s of the missing shipment of plastic inflatable breasts we are asking that you contact your local authorities.

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