Jan 12 2009
Man Needs Surgery After Having Sex With A Porcupine
After receiving advice from a witchdoctor a man was hospitalized for having sex with a porcupine.
Yes I guess in Serbia anything goes…
Zoran Nikolovic, aged 35 visited a witch doctor to see if he could cure his premature ejaculation issues. Zoran from Belgrae, said that it would work.
However, Zoran does not know if the tactic actually worked because he ended up in the operating room for an emergency surgery. The porcupines needles left the man private parts very lacerated.
The doctor said that the porcupine was not injured after the episode, but the man did not get off so easy (no pun intended).
The doctors were able to repair most of the damages to the mans penis.
Men, let this be a moral, when a girl says no she means it, even if it is a porcupine.
Why would someone even think that would be remotely safe!
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, OW! Why?
lol!!!