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Jan 15 2009

Girls Virginity Auction Hits 2.5 Million Dollars

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We have all heard of some weird things that people will do to pay for their University educations.  However, this one takes the cake.

A 22 year old girl from the US has been auctioning off her virginity to pay for her Masters degree.  Natalie Dylan dreams of becoming a marriage and family therapist, but first she needs the money.   The auction has already made 2.5 million dollars so paying off her schooling will be the least of her worries.

She promises a one night stand to the highest bidder which has already received 10,000 bids from different men.

Dylan does not believe she is lowering herself, in fact she said a friend of hers paid for her degree by prostituting herself for three weeks.

She says the range of men go from complete weirdo’s to rich businessmen.
Dylan believe this tactic is better because she is in control, and no one is making money off of her.

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Jan 14 2009

PORN 101

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A university in Taiwan has created a new course for undergraduate to take.  It will teach the students how to properly analyze pornographic materials.

The Mass Communication Department of Providence University has created the course, and it will run this semester for the first time.

In order to receive a passing grade for the class each student must do a fifteen minute presentation on the audiences reaction to a porno.  They must however do it academically.

A few students are wondering what they will tell their parents when they find out they got an A in Porn 101, but most are just making jokes about the class.

Each student signed a waiver telling them if the scenes became disturbing they had the chance to leave the class.

When the professor was asked why she created such a course, she said curiosity got the best of her.
Some of the male students in the class said what the repercussions were if they failed, do they have to watch more porn?

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Jan 12 2009

Man Needs Surgery After Having Sex With A Porcupine

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After receiving advice from a witchdoctor a man was hospitalized for having sex with a porcupine.

Yes I guess in Serbia anything goes…

Zoran Nikolovic, aged 35 visited a witch doctor to see if he could cure his premature ejaculation issues.  Zoran from Belgrae, said that it would work.

However, Zoran does not know if the tactic actually worked because he ended up in the operating room for an emergency surgery.  The porcupines needles left the man private parts very lacerated.

The doctor said that the porcupine was not injured after the episode, but the man did not get off so easy (no pun intended).

The doctors were able to repair most of the damages to the mans penis.

Men, let this be a moral, when a girl says no she means it, even if it is a porcupine.

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Jan 09 2009

Skier Accidentally Exposes Himself on Chairlift (pictures)

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It was an interesting day for most skiers in Colorado after a skier was left hanging from a chairlift with his pants around his ankles.

Colorado skiier's embarrassing mishap /Rex

The man took the chairlift along with a young man however, the pull down bar was not properly put down.  This made the skier slip through the gap between the seat and bar.  Luckily he was saved from a long fall down by his ski that got caught in lift. His boot stayed snug in the binding but his pants got caught in the lift as well, as a result he was left hanging form the lift with nothing on from the waist down.

He was the talk of the mountain, and many skiers got pictures of him since he was left hanging there like that for fifteen minutes.

I bet he could not wait to get off that mountain.   There are many more poses of the skier on YouTube, so feel free to check them out.

You cannot help bu feel sorry for this one.

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Jan 06 2009

Man Eats Live Snakes

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In Asia there is no such thing as weird food.  However, living reptiles could be considered one of the weirder appetizers to choose from.

Wen Xide, from China loves to gulp down a few snakes with an ice cold beer.  Even though doctors have warned him that he could kill himself by ingesting the snakes who have eaten deadly parasites.

Wen claims that the snakes feast relieves him of unwanted tension.

Wen says he is now addicted to eating live snakes, even thought they really smell.  He says they are a delicious treat.  His son has even started following in his fathers footsteps by eating eight snakes this year already.

People have a really hard time watching him eat them, and one spectator even threw up.

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