Nov 25 2008
Man Almost Loses Penis After Having Sex with Bench
The police received a strange call last night from a man claiming he was stuck to a park bench.
When police arrived they found Xian a 41 year old Asian man face down on a park bench, and his penis was stuck in one of the many holes in the bench. The man thought it would be a good idea to try and have sex with the steel bench.
His plan was going fine until he got aroused and his penis became larger. He could not get it out, and began to panic.
Doctors arrived on the scene and removed some of the blood in Xian’s penis to try and get it out, but it was too swollen, and they had to cut the bench and take it with him to the hospital.
It took doctors four hours to get Xian detached from the bench. They warned that if Xian was attached to the bench any longer then he would have had to have his penis removed.
One thing Xian proved is that not all Asian men are small!
I’m laughing so hard I can hardly type
Is this really true?
If it is, it proves men really will screw anything … won’t they?