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Nov 19 2008

Hitler Only Had One Ball

Published by muffin9129 at 1:34 pm under Uncategorized Edit This

It has been confirmed that Hitler did in fact only have one testicle.

The historical British war song is a reality.  War vet Johan Jambor told the secret to a priest in the 60’s, who wrote it down, knowing that the facts will one day be handy.

Johan saved a young Hitler during WWI, however, he could not save his testicle.  Johan has been dead for 23 years and his secret has been spilt.

The priest leaked the document, and it has been confirmed by a friend of Johan’s.   He rescued Hitler in 1916 during the battle of the Somme.  He remembers Hitler being a screamer, and yelling for help.  Johan and his friends had the duty of picking up soldiers who had been hurt in battle.  they found Hitler with blood all over his abdomen and legs.  Hitler asked Johan if he thought he would be able to have children.

Johan’s friend also said that when Johan found out that the Nazi’s were gaining power he started to have nightmares, and blamed himself for rescuing Hitler.

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