Only in Japan will you find some of the strangest vending machine options available. This one really takes the cake. Now one of your options is used school girl’s underwear. I do not know what sick and perverted people do with these sorts of things, but that is their prerogative.
In Japan, there are some really strange vending machines where you can buy beer, porn, eggs, whatever you want, but even the Japanese see this one as a little weird.
The machines carry the actual panties, as well as, a picture of the girl that wore them.
The item is flying off of the shelves, and is so popular that stores have began to illegally sell them. There are videos of this on YouTube where you can watch girls go in and illegally sell the underwear they are wearing in exchange fr cash. Hey it is a lot easier and cleaner then prostitution.
The government has since tried to control the issue by outlawing the sale or purchase of underwear in stores and in machines. The government also sponsored a commercial to stop men from buying them showing them that the underwear does not even come from school girls.
These videos are also on YouTube.
Dominik Borzecki, a polish boy was charged with fraudulent behaviour for faking his own kidnapping to con his mom out of four thousand pounds.
The police say that in total the boy has scammed over eight thousand pounds from people, including his own mother.
The boy who is only fifteen years old has been conning money out of his mom for over a ear. It stated when he told her he needed money to help his friends baby who was sick.
Later one he asked for three thousand pounds to get his friend out on bail. The whole thing came to an end when he faked the kidnapping.
The boys mother ignored the request to not tell anyone, and she immediately got the police involved. When the swap was supposed to be made the boy and his friend were met by the police.
The police told the boys mom that if it was them in that situation with a horrible son like that, they would have left him with the kidnapper.
Do you remember the movie Gremlins where those cute little furry creatures roam around, and when you get them wet or feed them after midnight they turn into ferocious little demons. Well those little guys are REAL! Maybe they do not turn into demons by night, but they do roam the trees of Indonesia, up high in the cloud filled mountains.
Their actual names are Pygmy Tarsier, and we have not seen one in over 85 years until now. They are a mouse sized primate, and weigh about 2 ounces. Their eyes are very large, and they have sharp claws.
They have been thought to be extinct all of these years, but I did not even know they really existed.
I wonder if these little furry friends will be Paris ‘ next exotic pet. Either that or she will use the fur to make her next glamorous bag.
Someone needs to warn the people of Indonesia to stay away from them when they get wet, and to make sure that they do not feed them after midnight.
The police received a strange call last night from a man claiming he was stuck to a park bench.
When police arrived they found Xian a 41 year old Asian man face down on a park bench, and his penis was stuck in one of the many holes in the bench. The man thought it would be a good idea to try and have sex with the steel bench.
His plan was going fine until he got aroused and his penis became larger. He could not get it out, and began to panic.
Doctors arrived on the scene and removed some of the blood in Xian’s penis to try and get it out, but it was too swollen, and they had to cut the bench and take it with him to the hospital.
It took doctors four hours to get Xian detached from the bench. They warned that if Xian was attached to the bench any longer then he would have had to have his penis removed.
One thing Xian proved is that not all Asian men are small!
A pet parrot was put on Prozac after his long time owner died.
George Dance who raised ‘Fred’ from a chick has become very depressed since the passing of his owner. Fred an African Grey Parrot chewed all of his neck feathers away, and was moving his head up and down all day. Veterinarians believe he went into a very severe depression because he did not understand where George went.
The vet has put him on a pet version of the popular drug Prozac in liquid form. since the dosage began, Fred has come back to his old self.
Georges wife, Helen, alerted the vet of Fred’s weird behaviour, and says that the two of them were very close.
Animal experts say that this is becoming more and more common with parrots.
What makes a better marketing strategy for your garden gnome business then strewing plastic life size prostitutes all over the city? You are right, nothing I can think of.
A very creative Romanian man who started his own garden gnome business is being criticized for putting plastic prostitutes all over the streets.
The figures are said to distract drivers, and are said to be inappropriate for children in the area.
The man defends his plastic friends by calling his strategy ‘aggressive marketing’. He does not only make gnomes, but also prostitutes, and replicas of Elvis,and other famous stars.
Cristi Birgu, the creator of theses beautiful girls says that he has seen an increase in business, but if he got a dollar for every honk he got from cars and trucks passing by he would be rich.
Local religious have areal problem with the figures and are planning on getting rid of them before someone gets in to a car accident.
It has been confirmed that Hitler did in fact only have one testicle.
The historical British war song is a reality. War vet Johan Jambor told the secret to a priest in the 60’s, who wrote it down, knowing that the facts will one day be handy.
Johan saved a young Hitler during WWI, however, he could not save his testicle. Johan has been dead for 23 years and his secret has been spilt.
The priest leaked the document, and it has been confirmed by a friend of Johan’s. He rescued Hitler in 1916 during the battle of the Somme. He remembers Hitler being a screamer, and yelling for help. Johan and his friends had the duty of picking up soldiers who had been hurt in battle. they found Hitler with blood all over his abdomen and legs. Hitler asked Johan if he thought he would be able to have children.
Johan’s friend also said that when Johan found out that the Nazi’s were gaining power he started to have nightmares, and blamed himself for rescuing Hitler.
We live in a world where many of us feel like we will never be as beautiful as we could be. The scary thing about this is that we have designed the tools to make us beautiful if are not, make us thin if we are fat, and young when we are old. The painful thing is that there is no quick fix to a broken self-esteem. These injections and surgeries only mask a bigger problem… the one with yourself.
Poor Hang Mioku, had her first plastic surgery at age 28. Since then she has become a plastic surgery addict, and these surgeries have now ruined her life.
Now Hang’s face is extremely deformed, and still she cannot stop. She has begged a doctor to still perform silicone injections into her face despite many doctors who have told her they will not do it any longer. She even injects cooking oil into her face when she runs out of silicone.
She has been featured on TV, and many people donated money to try and help her get her face fixed, but even her family cannot recognize her anymore.
She now only wishes she would have never started it in the first place.
A special beer that is said to be able to save your life is being tested . The beer has not been put on the market yet, because it tastes so awful.
Bio Beer was developed by a few Texas University students. The Beer has been genetically modified, and is said to prolong life expectancy, and prevent many illnesses.
The beer has a yeast in it called resveratrol, which is the same yeast that is used to make red wine. This yeast has been said to prevent heart disease, diabetes, cancer and Alzheimer’s.
The researcher that has been helping in creating the miraculous beer says no one would drink it in its current state, so we are trying to make it taste better before we think about marketing it.
So the next time you take a sip of beer, you could be adding years to your life, instead of taking them away. What will we think of next?
Who ever said criminals were dumb needs to read this. In fact, I would say the only dumb people in this news story are the guards at this jail.
In Germany, a prisoner has escaped from jail by sending himself out in a big FedEx box that was filled with laundry.
Hans Lang, a well known drug dealer rolled himself up into a large bed sheet and hopped in the giant FedEx shipment. The box was then put onto the truck, and drove out of the prison yard.
Hans waited until the truck stopped when he picked the lock, and ran off into some nearby woods.
The driver noticed the lock was damaged, and a box had been opened, and notified the authorities.
Many of us have seen similar acts in the movies, but this is real. You would think they have some way of knowing what is in their boxes.
So for all of you that say criminals are dumb remember this laundry bandit.
