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Luo from Hanshan, China worked at a local cotton field.  When she did not come home for lunch, like she always did, her  husband became concerned.  He went to her work, and she had left for lunch.

He then began to search for his wife when he cam e across a large snake trail.  Eventully he found a giant python that was so fat it could barely move.  He immediatly knew that his wife had been eaten by the snake.

He gathered a few local villagers and cut the snake open, but Luo had already passed away.

The pictures below are very graphic, and are not suitable for all audiences.

Here granny just hold this gun and say ‘kill the pigs’… is what 18 year old Michael Alfinez told his grandma to do for him and his friends that were making a rap music video.

He has been charged after pleading guilty for abuse of the elderly, and firing a loaded weapon from a vehicle.

Marie Huertas is 85 yeas old and can be seen in the video wearing a black ski mask holding a gun, and saying ’shoot all the pigs’.

Michael told police that he was copying another video where a granny was acting gansta like, and thought his granny would do a better job.

When Maria saw the video she said that her grandson was trying to make her look like a criminal.

Padded bras will be a best seller in Vietnam these days after a law was passed by the Vietnamese communist government that no one with a smaller chest then 28 inches will be allowed to drive a motorbike.

It is said that over 90% of citizens use motorbikes to travel.  Not to mention the average man is on 5′4 and the average woman is 5′1.

This will make it even harder for Vietnamese citizens to get to work, and most are too poor to buy cars..  The city is also packed with cars so bikes make it much easier of a commute.

Padded bras may be able to help, and many jokes are being advertised about how this would be enforced.

How would you feel if you got pulled over and the cop pulled out a measuring tape?

I would slap him!

Vietnamese bloggers have been poking fun at the plan, envisioning traffic police with tape measures eagerly pulling over female drivers to measure their chests.

“From now on, padded bras will be best-sellers,” said Bo Cu Hung, a popular Ho Chi Minh City blogger.

“I’m not heavy enough, what am I going to do?” Le Thu Huong asked in a letter to Tuoi Tre newspaper. “And what about people whose chests are small? Most of them are too poor to afford breast implants!”

In Romania, anything goes, even selling your wife… on a used car sale website.  I know what you are thinking, an old man got fed up with his wife pestering him to take out the garbage or  trim your nose hair, but what if I told you that the wife that was put up for sale was only 25 years old.  If this guy cannot handle his wife’s nagging for a couple of years then what is he going to do for the next 50 odd years???

Alex Cretu, a measly little 20 year old was hoping to get at least 4 million for her, but dropped the price down to 3000 to try and make a quick sale.

The ad was posted on www.okazii.ro and translated reads,

For Sale: Wife,

Year:  1983,

Condition:  Good

Good Suspension, spacious, I am the second owner.  The price will be negotiated with the right buyer.  Has 3 and 5 year old accessories.

Alex claims this is a joke, and put the ad up when his wife was in Spain.

He has had a couple of offers, but most wanted to pay him in installments.

That’s right!  74 year old Shiego Tokuda is a a Japanese porn star, and loving it.

He boasts that his films are rich in narrative and  plot and that is what keeps him in the industry.  It is not the sex, or the young women, but rather the storyline, and characters that gets him off.  Most of Shiego’s films have a storyline with an elderly man who gets extra favors from his hot nurses.  What man in there 70’s would not die at the idea of even starring in one of these movies, but Shiego’s ticker is better then ever. he even jokes about still doing it at 80.

You can find many of his movies throughout Asia, and even online.  They are role-playing porn videos, and that’s what Shiego’s interests are.

He bought his first porn video from a director after being to embarrassed to buy it from an adult video store.  Him and the producer became good friends, and Shiego has been making movies with him ever since.

His next big project is a porn series set in an elderly care home.

Shiego has made over 250 adult videos, and says while he has his health there is no sign of stopping.

Michigan police have arrested a man that is said to have had sex with a car wash vacuum.  The Swan Creek Township man of 29 was arrested earlier this week when witnesses saw him receiving sexual favors from the vacuum.

In the small town, 90 miles away from Detroit, citizens never expected to see such things going on in their little town.

Police reported that someone called them reporting strange activities going on in the car wash at 6:45 am.  Police approached the man on foot, and caught him red-handed in the act.

The suspects name has not been released, but he is still being held at the local police station.

Could there be a weirder talent then that of Ru Anting, who can write with water that he has sucked through his nose and then he sprays it through his tear ducts.

Ru discovered this hidden gem one day while swimming in a river. he accidentally swallowed water and found he could shoot it through his eyes.  Lets just say that Ru was the envy of all his friends.

He did not use this talent until the 90’s when he began to exercise his ability, gaining accuracy up to ten feet.

Ru publicly demonstrates his talents at the Lotus World Park in Guangdong.  He writes special characters on red paper that are said to be of luck and inspiration.

Fat Boy a horse that belongs to owner, Sarah Penhaligon’s escaped from his stable late at night and chowed down on hundreds of old rotting apples. Of course these apples had started to ferment, meaning they were turning into a wine like substance that ended up getting the horse drunk.

After munching on apples for awhile, Fat Boy then fell into Sarah’s swimming pool.

She awoke to a loud splash, terrified of what was awaiting her outside when she noticed it was her horse.

Of course Sarah had no idea Fat Boy was drunk, so she began feeding him apples to try and calm him down.

She had no idea what to do if a horse fell into a pool so she dialed the operator, who then called the fire department.

It took a couple of hours to get Fat Boy out, but with the help of the police and firefighter crews.

Because they are brilliant!  Yes, that dumb looking animal that farm kids push over for fun are actually very intelligent.  Scientists have just discovered that cows have an incredible sense of direction, and navigation.  this is inherited by their early ancestors that had to migrate in the plains of Africa, and Europe.

Scientists tested this theory by looking at grazing cattle, and even deer on google earth and found that they all pointed in a North/South axis.

It was also revealed that cows have a great sense for the weather, and can often predict when rain is coming.

Cows are not the only animals to show this talent.  Actually all migratory species tend to point North.  It is believed that it is due to the magnetic field, and the animals internal magnet.

So the next time you are lost, check to see if any cattle are grazing, they will tell you which way home is…

Legendary bluegrass player Eddie Adcock had brain surgery while playing the banjo.

It was when his wife noticed early on that Eddie hand had a tremor while playing, making it difficult to strum.  His skills were fading with the tremor, so Eddie went in to get checked out.

Soon after the doctors asked if Eddie would play while having surgery so that they could get to the bottom of the problem.   Eddie was given a local anesthetic so that he could play while surgeons went to work.

After the surgery Eddie was back to his old self, and has new gigs popping up all over the place.

Doctors were afraid that they would be able to control the tremor, but would not be able to get him back to his old playing ability.

Surgeons implanted a pacemaker into his chest which will regulate the tremor so that Eddie can get back to his first love, the banjo.