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Sep 30 2008

Doctor Removes Penis Without Patients Consent

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What if you went to the doctor to get circumcised, and you woke up to find that he had removed your whole penis…

A Kentucky man who claims his penis was removed without his consent during what was supposed to be a circumcision has sued the doctor who performed the surgery.

Phillip Seaton, 61, and his wife are seeking compensation from Dr. John M. Patterson and the medical practice that performed the circumcision for “loss of service, love and affection.” The Seatons also are seeking unspecified punitive damages from Patterson and the medical practice, Commonwealth Urology.

A woman who answered the phone at Commonwealth Urology would not take a message for the doctor Thursday. But the Seaton’s attorney said the doctor’s post-surgical notes show the doctor thought he detected cancer and removed the penis. Attorney Kevin George said a later test did detect cancer.

“It was not an emergency,” George told The Associated Press on Thursday. “It didn’t have to happen that way.”

Seaton was having the procedure on Oct. 19, 2007, to better treat inflammation.

The lawsuit filed earlier this month in state court claims Patterson removed Seaton’s penis without consulting either Phillip or Deborah Seaton, or giving them an opportunity to seek a second opinion. The couple also sued the anesthesiologist, Dr. Oliver James of Shelbyville, claiming he used a general anesthesia even though Seaton asked that it not be administered.

The Seatons’ suit is similar to one in which an Indianapolis man was awarded more than $2.3 million in damages after he claimed his penis and left testicle were removed without his consent during surgery for an infection in 1997.

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Sep 29 2008

Underwear Go’s Green, with Solar Powered Bra’s

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If you are one of the many people going green these days then your new must have is the solar powered bra…

The cold hand of technology has now invaded the world of lingerie. Underwear will not only provide women with the necessary support of unmentionable body parts, but it will also make them (the women not the body parts) “green” and environmentally friendly!

Triumph International Japan Limited has introduced its latest brainchild, a solar bra with a built-in solar panel that captures and redistributes the sun’s power and can actually generate enough electric energy to power a cell phone or an iPod!

The solar panel on this environmentally friendly green colored “Solar Power Bra” is worn around the stomach.

According to Triumph spokeswoman, Yoshiko Masuda:

“The panel requires light to generate electricity and the concept bra will not be in stores anytime soon, as people usually can not go outside without wearing clothes over it. But it does send the message of how lingerie could possibly save the planet.”

No matter how heroic its proportions may be, the Solar Powered Bra cannot be washed or worn on a rainy day as it could become damaged.

Its eco-friendly promise reflects an emerging trend in Japan, and Triumph does not stop there when it comes to underwear innovation.

Other green-themed undergarments include a bra that turns into a reusable shopping bag and one that features metal chopsticks to promote the use of reusable chopsticks.

One can only speculate as to what is next.

Could it be “green” panties (matching of course) or stockings or maybe even green condoms?

One can only wonder, why not?

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Sep 26 2008

What If Ice Cream Was Made From Breast Milk?

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Let me know what you think of this bizarre idea?

WATERBURY, Vt. (AP) — Mooove over, Holsteins. PETA wants world-famous Ben & Jerry’s Homemade Ice Cream to tap nursing moms, rather than cows, for the milk used in its ice cream.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is asking the ice cream maker to begin using breast milk in its products instead of cow’s milk, saying it would reduce the suffering of cows and calves and give ice cream lovers a healthier product.

The idea got a cool reception Thursday from Ben & Jerry’s officials, the company’s customers and even La Leche League International, the world’s oldest breast-feeding support organization, which promotes the practice - for babies, anyway.

PETA wrote a letter to company founders Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield on Tuesday, telling them cow’s milk is hazardous and that milking them is cruel.

“If Ben and Jerry’s replaced the cow’s milk in its ice cream with breast milk, your customers - and cows - would reap the benefits,” wrote Tracy Reiman, executive vice president of the animal rights advocacy group. She said dairy products have been linked to juvenile diabetes, allergies and obesity.

Ashley Byrne, a campaign coordinator for PETA, acknowledged the implausibility of substituting breast milk for cow’s milk, but said it’s no stranger than humans consuming the milk of another species.

“We’re aware this idea is somewhat absurd, and that putting it into practice is a stretch. At the time same, it’s pretty absurd for us to be drinking the milk of cows,” she said.

It takes about 12 pounds - or 1 1/2 gallons of milk - to make a gallon of ice cream. Ben & Jerry’s, which gets its milk exclusively from Vermont cows, won’t say how much milk it uses or how much ice cream it sells.

As a standardized product under federal regulations, ice cream must be made with milk from healthy cows. Ice cream made from goat’s milk, for example, would have to be labeled as such.

Presumably, so would mother’s milk ice cream.

To Ben & Jerry’s, the idea is udderly ridiculous.

“We applaud PETA’s novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother’s milk is best used for her child,” spokesman Sean Greenwood said in an e-mail. He didn’t respond to requests for an interview.

Leon Berthiaume, general manager of the St. Albans Cooperative Creamery, which provides milk products to Ben & Jerry’s, called the dairy products “among the safest in the world.”

“Milk from cows has long-term health benefits and has been proven to be safe and healthy and an important part of the American diet for generations,” he said. “I’m not ready to make that change.”

Cow’s milk and mother’s milk aren’t interchangeable, according to La Leche spokeswoman Jane Crouse, who says breast milk is a dynamic substance that’s different with each woman and each child and might have difficulty being processed into ice cream.

Then there’s the question of who would provide the milk, and whether they’d be paid.

“Some women feel compelled to donate milk to a milk bank for adopted babies, or for someone who’s ill or unable to breast feed. There’s plenty of anecdotal evidence about sisters who nurse each others’ babies. There’s a population of women very willing to share their milk. Whether there’s enough to do it for a commercial entity, who can say?” she said.

“It’s kind of creepy,” said Jeff Waugh, 42, of Dayton, Ohio.

“I think it’s a little nutty,” said the Rev. Roger Wooton, 83, of Malden, Mass., finishing up a cup of Heath Bar Crunch.

“How would they get all that milk?” said his wife, Jane Wooton, 77.

Jen Wahlbrink, 34, of Phoenix, who breast-fed her 11-month-old son, Cameron, said she wouldn’t touch ice cream made from mother’s milk. She remembers her nursing days - and not that fondly.

“The (breast) pumps just weren’t that much fun. You really do feel like a cow,” she said, cradling her son in her hands.

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Sep 25 2008

Man Gets Charged for Farting Towards a Police Officer

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Did anyone see this on the news?  Who thought you could get charged for passing gas.  Is this a case of police having too much power?

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. - A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and “passed gas loudly,” the complaint said.

Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

“The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,” the complaint alleged.

He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.

Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn’t move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.

“I couldn’t hold it no more,” he said.

He also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. The police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment.

Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him.

“This is ridiculous,” he said. “I could be facing time.”

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Sep 24 2008

Weird Blobs of Lard Mysteriously Wash Ashore

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Waikanae Beach resident and shopkeeper Sue Wilkie discovered a large, white, barnacle-covered object at the water’s edge while walking her dog yesterday morning.

“It really stood out. At first I thought it was an old float covered in barnacles.

“When I got up to it I thought it was concrete, but when I looked around the other side it was greasy and crumbly, just like the lump found at Breaker Bay.

“My German shepherd Bella was attracted to it, gave it a good sniff but backed off fast.”

Mrs Wilkie was keen to cut the greasy lump into blocks and sell it as moisturising sunblock. “It could be a godsend for nudies on our beach.”

John Jaspers, of Lower Hutt, was on his dune buggy at Waikanae Beach with dog Conrod when they spotted a white blob on the tide.

They both leapt off the buggy and Conrod sniffed the blob, but was not game enough to take a bite.

After the first lump was reported at Wellington’s Breaker Bay at the weekend, opportunists tore into it, hoping it might be ambergris, a valuable spit or vomit excretion from sperm whales that is used in perfume. But it now seems more likely to be tallow or lard.

Kapiti Island landowner Karl Webber also spotted three similar objects - two floating in a bay and one on the shore - at the northern end of the island.

Hoping that it was ambergris, he took a sample and lit it, after being told that, if it burnt with a blue flame and had a pleasant odour, it could be the prized whale excretion.

“Unfortunately it just melted and really stank,” he said.

“It was awful, like rancid fat or lard.”

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Sep 23 2008

Two Heads Are Better Then One

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A baby boy born with two heads has been put under police guard in a Bangladesh hospital after a 15,000 strong mob arrived to look at it.

The baby, named Kiron, weighed 5.5kg when he was born on Monday morning by caesarean in Keshobpur.

Gynaecologist Mohamad Abdul Bari said: “He has one stomach and he is eating normally with his two mouths. He has one genital organ and a full set of limbs.

“He was born from one embryo but there was a developmental anomaly.”

Doctors have been unable to determine whether the baby has one or two sets of vital organs.

Due to the large crowds gathering at the hospital to try and see the baby, both the mother, 22,  and son have been moved to a larger hospital and the police have been called in.

“Around 150,000 people gathered yesterday from different areas. It became tough for us to care for the baby,” Mr Bari added.

“We called police to tackle the situation and they are guarding the hospital in Jessore as well.”

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Sep 22 2008

Back Seat Sex Sends Car Over Cliff

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Two lovers ended up in hospital in Taiwan after their car plunged 150ft down a cliff face as they made love in the back seat. Lin Gu, 25, and lover Lee Shin, 29, were left with broken bones and bruises after their car toppled over the edge of a hill in XinDian, reports Today News.

A spokesman for police who were called by witnesses said: “They had parked up close to the edge of the mountain and had left the handbrake off.

“When they started having sex the rocking motion started the car moving and it rolled off the hill. They were lucky they were not more seriously hurt.”

The two lovers had driven to a deserted mountain road and parked but their movements made the car topple over the edge and roll down to the bottom of the valley.

Despite their injuries - and being covered with mud and grass - the couple managed to clamber back up to the road where the woman asked the man to keep walking while she sought help at a nearby house.

Homeowner Chen Chenggang said the woman pleaded with him not to reveal how the accident happened as her husband “would definitely sue for divorce”.

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Sep 19 2008

“Our Dinner Special Tonight is Donkey Penis”

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It is not abnormal to see strange tactics used in Asian medicine, but donkey penis as a delicacy is a new one.
However, the Chinese International Travel Service is trying to persuade tourists to be open-minded, and to try new things when visiting China.

So is this China’s creative way of trying to open up the gap between Western and Asian cultures?  It would seem so, as it is not uncommon to see a wide array of unique delicacies offered by street vendors, such as, donkey penises, insects, and strange sea life.

What many are not aware of is the amazing benefits of consuming these unique flavors.  For example, eating seahorse is said to be good for men’s kidneys, and many insects help growth in young boys and girls.

So next time you are visiting China, make sure you read the fine print, or you could end up with a donkey penis sandwich for your lunch.

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Sep 18 2008

Man Steals Empty Beer Cans to Feed Crack Habit

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A man from Waterford has pleaded guilty to stealing 250 empty beer cans from a 7-Eleven store.

The 46 year old man from this Detroit suburb told police that he went into the stores outside storage room on Tuesday, and grabbed a large bag of beer cans, threw them in his car and drove away.  He also said that he suffers from addiction, and did this in order to buy crack cocaine.

When the man was pulled over by the police they found 247 cans, which is $24.70 under the Michigan ten-cent deposit law.  He was then arrested, fined with larceny, and will later be tried in court.

The mans name has not been released.

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Sep 17 2008

Man Caught Having Sex With His Car

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What would you do if you came back from getting our groceries and to your surprise a man was fornicating with your car?

Well it was not too much to imagine for many onlookers who witnessed a drunken man in a quiet town in the US having sex with a Toyota SUV that was parked on Main Street.

Reports have not disclosed the mans identity, however, many have posted videos of him in the act, and they are showing up all over the Internet.

The man was found with his pants around his ankles, moving back and forth in the front of the Toyota 4×4.   After a long period of time, and after the man got frustrated he was arrested after onlookers called the police.

 

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